Some interesting story to cheer everybody up
A Jamaican man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes
a little math test.
Here is your first question, the foreman Said. "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" The Jamaican says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw
three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Jamaican.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Jamaican stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that
he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "here you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this
Jamaican, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but
represent the number 100."
The Jamaican stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "here you
go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"
The Jamaican leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree
and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got
dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,
which makes one hundred."
"So, when I start?
The coldest joke you can ever find. Is it really considered as a joke??
The History of Mee Pok
Chapter One
One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao(bun).They had a fight but bao was too
clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him. Meat bao went to
find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him. Along the
way, they saw maggi mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up
and maggi mee beri puzzled why he kena beaten up. He said, "Why u all beat
me? What have I done to deserve this?" The meat bao said, "Noodle! Dun think
u perm your hair then cannot recognise u!"
Chapter Two
Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to
find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they
met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his
brothers, "Bra-der! Whack him!" Maggi mee! whack small bao harder &harder.
After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small
bao so much and beat him up so badly. Maggi mee said. "At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."
Chapter Three
The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found
the bao family to whack Maggi mee. Then they found ying shi juan (noodles
covered with bun). They brought him back as hostage and were about to put
him on the stove to force him to talk when the bao head said, "That's not
noodles!
That's our undercover!"
Chapter Four
The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights
whenever they see each other. One day, the noodles family was having a walk
when they saw char siew bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them
attacked him. The noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard ha! rd! Don't give
chance just because he's vomiting blood!"
Chapter Five
Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the baoheadquarters to look
for help. All the bao family was activated and together with red bean bao,
green bean bun etc. they went to seek revenge. All the passerbys siam them
as they look like they will kill. They saw french fries jalan jalan along,
shopping. The bao family attacked him. The bao head shouted, "Noodle people
still wear gold go shopping! Whack him!!!"
Chapter Six
Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap noodle, the one who started up the
whole show, and brought him back to the baoheadquarter. All the baos took
turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos - dua bah bao took a final
roll over noodle before they dump him. When the poor noodle finally went
home, none of the family member could recognise him bcoz he is totally
disfigured - flatten. In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he
appears as a new member named Mee Pok.
THE END!
Credits: Frederick
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I think Nightmare is a really really cool band. I think that their rhythm guitar is fecking coool la. ITS NOT FAIRRR LA.
I just realised Nightmare sang the opening song for the deathnote anime. Cause sheng nian sent me this song called the world. It sounds pretty ok but I prefer rememberance by Nightmare
ARGHH. The Nightmare and Ai Otsuka craze....
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