What a wasted trip today........ HUNTING MISSION FAILED.

I'll say what happened tomorrow.


WHAT A DISAPPOINTING DAY

Today , last minute homework at Far East Burger King for the later on jap lesson. Even so I nvr complete , I thought no need to do all. hahhaha.

I thought my classmates were all dumb looking. Until I saw the guy with the tatoo today , that is so cool la!!! I was talking to him abt it and he got it for $900?? Suddenly had urge to get a tatoo done. But the healing process really takes some time. That guy said he got it a few weeks ago and the skin is still peeling. EEEEE

Moving on the the language
Its not easy to understand at all , today I caught no ball or understood very little. The teacher was talking abt the 6 different forms. I thought further and further and realised this was like just the tip of the iceberg. Must continue to pesevere so I can be able to converse properly by september. YAY MY NEXT JAP TRIP :D

がんばって. GANBATTE

Tomorrow's soccer?? Batok or Sentosa. Both have very good pull factors , but sentosa's factors seems to be better , depending on condition. *clears throat* see how. I'll go talk and decide

おひゃすにまさい: Ohyasunimasai

GOOD NIGHT!!


ps. Ben Ng correct me if I typed the hiragana or romanji wrongly. hahah i am still not too sure
. I think need Ben Ng's help on the jap language. Hes freaking good at it , unlike lee junxian , might as well dont learn at all. I ask him how to read a hiragana word just now , bloody hell , 4 months of learning go to waste.

ね : ne

I also need go to Daimaru next week to get the rubbery cushion thingy to store the laptop. YAY.

YEAH YEAH

ITS NOT FAIR!! but anyway


Some interesting story to cheer everybody up


A Jamaican man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes
a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman Said. "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" The Jamaican says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw
three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Jamaican.



"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Jamaican stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that
he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "here you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this
Jamaican, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but
represent the number 100."

The Jamaican stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "here you
go. One hundred."



The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"


The Jamaican leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree
and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got
dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,
which makes one hundred."



"So, when I start?

The coldest joke you can ever find. Is it really considered as a joke??



The History of Mee Pok
Chapter One
One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao(bun).They had a fight but bao was too
clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him. Meat bao went to
find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him. Along the
way, they saw maggi mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up
and maggi mee beri puzzled why he kena beaten up. He said, "Why u all beat
me? What have I done to deserve this?" The meat bao said, "Noodle! Dun think
u perm your hair then cannot recognise u!"

Chapter Two
Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to
find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they
met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his
brothers, "Bra-der! Whack him!" Maggi mee! whack small bao harder &harder.
After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small
bao so much and beat him up so badly. Maggi mee said. "At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."

Chapter Three
The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found
the bao family to whack Maggi mee. Then they found ying shi juan (noodles
covered with bun). They brought him back as hostage and were about to put
him on the stove to force him to talk when the bao head said, "That's not
noodles!
That's our undercover!"

Chapter Four
The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights
whenever they see each other. One day, the noodles family was having a walk
when they saw char siew bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them
attacked him. The noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard ha! rd! Don't give
chance just because he's vomiting blood!"

Chapter Five
Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the baoheadquarters to look
for help. All the bao family was activated and together with red bean bao,
green bean bun etc. they went to seek revenge. All the passerbys siam them
as they look like they will kill. They saw french fries jalan jalan along,
shopping. The bao family attacked him. The bao head shouted, "Noodle people
still wear gold go shopping! Whack him!!!"

Chapter Six
Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap noodle, the one who started up the
whole show, and brought him back to the baoheadquarter. All the baos took
turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos - dua bah bao took a final
roll over noodle before they dump him. When the poor noodle finally went
home, none of the family member could recognise him bcoz he is totally
disfigured - flatten. In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he
appears as a new member named Mee Pok.

THE END!

Credits: Frederick


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I think Nightmare is a really really cool band. I think that their rhythm guitar is fecking coool la. ITS NOT FAIRRR LA.

I just realised Nightmare sang the opening song for the deathnote anime. Cause sheng nian sent me this song called the world. It sounds pretty ok but I prefer rememberance by Nightmare


ARGHH. The Nightmare and Ai Otsuka craze....

SIGHH. So many people starting school tomorrow.


YESTERDAY , I decided ITS NOT FAIR AGAIN??

This world is so not real.


I think I'd be better off listening to my metal tracklist


HELL YEAH METALLICA AND MEGADEATH

Tiring day.....

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Ytd soccer was fun!! Holy shit , coordination with glen was great , it was easy to read his pass and get to the ball so I scored alot wahhahahah!! I dont know why so many ppl vote I wont score , eccentric readers you people are hahaha

My name in KATA KANA

After that , went to attend jap class with nian after that , at first I really caught no ball , I could'nt understand a shit the teacher was saying and I was kinda tired as well . But as the lesson progessed , I understood abit a little here and there. I am going to start revising on my first lesson tomorrow. MOTIVATED SIAL!!


I can introduce myself in Jap. Its bloody cool to converse in Jap , I really wish to do that someday, most prob in September :D


D , I saw the video you pasted on the blog.

That guy is not me , why would I be a freakin director of two monkeys fighting?? hahahaha

I am a nice guy , I would tell them to stop fighting if I saw that :)


Today went to Batok to play soccer with Xing and his friends , SHIT I suck so bad , the playing styles totally different, I think I want to try and learn how to play body people already , cannot give chance hahahha. I had quite a few opportunities but I did'nt grab hold of them well sighhh

I think funniest guy on the court is Lee Cher Chuan , a senior at Ngee Ann , he plays soccer with a sense of humour hahaha , I cant help but laugh. and he loves to lie alot 0.o

Ate at the dont-know-what coffeeshop after that , being not anti social , the best topic to bring up was Undertaker versus The Rock hahahaha. It was fun talking to them

Next saturday I think I'll go Batok to play again and I hope this time the performance wont be so dissapointing

YAY!~! I finally got it. Not Cheap sia but have the Lismo version of the pv , something that cant be found on MTV. How cool is that??

People entering Ngee Ann poly need not be so worried about the rules. A senior has just re-assured me last night that the rules were exactly the same as before during his year but I guess nobody really cares about them. I thought all along we can do whatever we want in poly but it just seems everybody is ignoring the rules.

The cartoon drawing is just bullshit hahhaha. The picture is really f***king hilarious. I got shocked when I saw the rules at first especially the one about fining students =O but who gives a shit. I am still going to re-dye my hair in April again. TIME TO TRY ANOTHER COLOUR :D

I think i will get sick dying hair soon and convert back to black sooon. sighhh

Later got soccer , dont know why I feel so pumped up for it.

and tomorrow's soccer as well with my cousin's friends at batok court :D


Will Ian perform as usual , going on scoring spree??

Select an option:

YES!! HE PLAYS LIKE A HERO!
Nah I dont think he'll score
maybe.....

I dont know why I am feeling so pissed.



but



I am just not happy.


People who know me well will know why :D

Leaving unhappy things aside first

Today was Raymond's birthday Dinner?? Our group got him headphones and it was kinda fun sitting down and chatting esp with Ryan whom I haven talked to in a really really long time. He imitated Sergeant Dominic from our school , the pattern damn funny la hahahaha

Tuan Jiaw was gay as usual , talking abt his daily activities hahahahaha

I was too engrossed while playing monster hunter. We fought KEZU today at Pioneer JC. Suprisingly we cleared that mission. But I sharpened my twin blades more than 7 times? Well I think it was worth it. At least in that mission I did'nt die. HUH GLEN?
HUNTING TIME
Today was a damn tiring day. I woke up at 5.45am. Its something I haven done in a very long time. Cause nowadays thats the time I usually get to sleep. Anyway Weiliang and D took a cab down to my house than we took bus 67 from there to get to Teck Whye. The name itself has aura 0.0

Than we hid in toilet and play monster hunter. Hiding in the cubical was a very bad experience , not to mention with 2 other ppl. Furthermore I was squatting and there was like no blood to my brain , everytime I stood up to stretch , I would feel dizzy and giddy. I was suffering.

Then we were picked up and went over to sit down properly. Arghh finally. The cafe the ice-lemon tea sedap sial. Sit over there nearly the whole day to play monster hunter and do some sight-seeing.

Tour Group Leader = KT

After that we headed to Orchard for lunch. The others went to glen's house for some more monster hunter action I guess while I went home. I am really tired now. I would'nt want to wake up at 5.45 again
Another new album????? I am so tempted to get the Limited Edition One
SIGHHH. My financial status is really really bad now

WAHAHA. I tio my first choice. I expected it cause this course was'nt really in demand but my father thinks its a market with opportunities and at least a little bit of prospect so I choosed it but the modules sound really boring 0.0

MONSTER HUNTER 2. I THINK ITS THE BEST GAME EVER. I AM GOING TO LEAVE AS SOON MY GRANDMA COMES BACK FROM THE MARKET

D , WL , CURLY SHIT and maybe ROBERT

ITS HUNTING TIME BITCHES

First time I had to see the doctor since the O levels ended. Being sick sucks. Stomach ache and headache :(

The worst team on earth is Watford!! They lost the 2 goal lead so easily??? WHAT THE HECK MAN!! I WAS SO BLOODY CLOSE TO GETTING $13 from Singapore Pools la!!! -.-

I have to depend on the blackburn and bolton match now. PLease let the match consist only of 2 goals.

Its my grandma's birthday today so my father went to Alexandra Village to get 100 crystal balls?? I cant type in chinese. I need to learn from Ben Ng
I just like this scene :)
*May I win all* MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I watched the whole match faithfully. I was punctual at the tv, the time was 8.39. Advertisments were still being broadcasted. All the typical bullshit you see. Liverpool was attacking the whole F***ing time , Liverpool had 11 corners when Man Utd got their first corner. Risse almost scored in the first half. Crouch almost broke the deadlock in the 2nd. Man Utd deserved shit tonight , they deserve nothing at all today , it was a bloody fluke towards the end , scholes was a loser to elbow xavi.

Ronald another idiot , tell kuyt to shh with his puny finger on his thick and flabby lips. Vidic another bargirl , jump over bellamy but acted like bellamy pushed him. Sir Alex must have hired hollywood actor coaches! Which explains the perfect diving Man Utd players always manage to execute.

Another thing which pissed me off. Losers on batsu creating hate threads. What the fuck these people trying to do? What point they trying to prove. Since Singapore is a multi-racial country I wont try to pinpoint any race, either it will do me good. But I think I know which fucking bastard is resonsible for all that shit

That person deserves to get raped just like Christiano Ronaldo.

Man U fans!! HATE ME!!

What a sucky day

Rain finally stopped today morning , if im not wrong. Its good to see the sun again especially when everyone really hopes to play soccer. Today's soccer sucked for me. I had very little opportunities and little goals as well. Sighhh

So off we went to the market for lunch. My teeth hurts very badly , cause the dentist put two rubber bands. My teeth feel very weak and sensitive sia , I bite straw also pain. Put the rubber band that time anyhow cha here and there. knn make my gum bruise also. My whole life consists of pain la.

So all went to far east plaza after that. Darren was hopeful of getting his psp. He really unlucky today. Wanted the white colour psp , it was out of stock. Than walked ard before deciding on the remaining pink colour psp which was in stock , but as soon as we left the pink one was gone off the shelf too! Than all wanted to eat a snack so headed to esteler 77. Indon food , same species with glen. Darren could'nt find his wallet , he lost it -.-

Really unlucky sial. So close to getting a psp man!! Looks like he is not destined with PSP. Monday when we go Far East, I think better chain up his wallet ard it so he can get his psp.

Had the I-am-going-to-die feeling after lunch. It lasted all the way till I reached home. Headaches and backaches started to act. I felt very sian la like that.

Ben Ng passed me the $85 dollars for the limited editon Ueto Aya latest single. I wondered if its worth the money?? BTW BEN NG I FORGOT TO TAKE THE SHIKOMITA SUNDAYS FROM YOU!!

I got nothing to watch over the weekends :(

Today jamming was alot of fun!!! The hamsters played whatsername for warm-up , wah I really like this song , I think it was damn good at the starting. kick ass.

We also tried:

How to save a life- Fray
Shut up-Simple plan

Simple plan really sucked bad for one reason or another or it was a really boring song to play.

I think darren really sang well for the Fray part. I learned that song last minute but was still able to keep up :) It was pretty simple and Clement did a great job too. You guys should have heard Darren today. Really really nice

Thats why I am so motivated to learn this song

We screwed ard at this gay shopping centre cause it was raining cats and dogs than darren came over to my house for fun. Watched BFMV , Install , it was an ok movie. The movie review is already done by Ben Ng. Credits there

Tomorrow soccer at 10.30!!! Anyone FREE GO TO ULU PANDAN CC AND PLAY!!!

I think tomorrow's soccer will be fun especially with so many ppl turning up. My jap course is going to start soon and I hope I can learn as much as I can before I go this september again. Than I also can socialise over there hahahaha

Yesterday , went to Ghim Moh to play soccer, supposedly 8 ppl shuld turn up but 5 came instead, what the heck?? 2 versus 3 is'nt very fun, I ran like a haggard dog since I haven played soccer in quite some time.

The new shoes haven seasoned yet and I had some difficulty in shooting the ball properly , especially using tonjo. One time I tried to curl the ball ard glen , but it went straight and hit his balls hahahaha He immediately pi to ka and started moaning. I know if your balls kena hit must jump , for dont know what reason also??

We played for less than one hour??!! Each 10 min interval we had to go for water breaks , this shows the sucky stamina I have or maybe the weather was terrible hahaha very hot , the glaring sun drains my energy

We took brunch and headed for Liang Court , there is really alot of jap stuff at Daimaru , first shop we went to was Kinokuniya , there was really alot of imported books from japan , upon knowing that , Glen sprinted to the magazine section tsktsktsk

Than we went to medi ya and got some finger food and zhao-ed to BTP --!

I went home first and Ben Ng helped with some forum stuff before heading over to BTP with the rest.

I SWEAR THIS WEEK I WONT GO BTP AGAIN OR KAP. HAIYA


WoW Look at my top 25 playlist. YUI is too addictve

Its confirmed , I ordered the limited edition version which comes with the dvd inside , not cheap you know................................................... Hurry 7/3/2007 !!

OK first day of Chinese New Year , visited relatives and went home to gamble. I think my luck is'nt that good , I lost ard $40 of my angpao on the first day , anyway Xing stayed over at my house on that day


Yes and feeling hungry we went down to Serene Centre for fast food , I had no choice cause I could not think of any other food stalls opened on the First day of CNY


After eating , Xing decided to waste some cigarettes as they were already rotting We saw Ronald and his face looked as if he was craving for cigarettes so we gave him 1
I call him : Smoking Ronald. He really looks happy does'nt he??????? Just look at him smile

From Serene Centre we walked back and still 15 cigarettes were left. I am a good boy so I dont smoke.

We left a few on bus stop seats hoping it will brighten up smokers who cannot afford cigarettes. Yes I know we are kind people :D

Tomorrow will be the third day of CNY. I dont expect any more new red packets , at most a few. Gambling really burns. Alot of my red packet got burnt in the process :(

Anyway happy chinese new year!!!

I am rotting at home







Only Cherry helps




I feel so emo now




Sad life I have huh??? Playing LAN everyday

I HAVENT BLOGGED IN A LONG LONG TIME

Im quite happy with most of my results!! It was kind of unexpected , do I have the face which passes humanities and poa???????????????????????????? When I have been practically failing them my whole life????????? HAHAHAHHA B FOR BOTH SUBJECT

I should have gotten a A1 for science , fuck give me A2 , I think very undeserving. From now on I go be catholic and join Glen for his praying sessions maybe can get better results just like him hahahhaha

My choices of poly courses 11/12 is at Ngee Ann. WHy????? Cause Ngee Ann has 3 direct buses while Singapore Poly have only one direct bus and lastly Ngee Ann poly is walking distance from Bukit TImah Plaza right my lanning buddies???????? ( Tuan Jiaw included)

Tuan Jiaw is constantly targeted in DOTA matches due to his professional playing. He is no doubt the hope of the team : No Hope

HMM I wonder when will be the last day of LAN

Im halfway done downloading YUI latest PV Cherry!!!!! WOOTS I CAN WATCH IT IN 6 mins 33 seconds from now :D

Wah laoooo I got 2 very very very huge blisters sia , I think got 4cm long. Now I cannot walk properly at all :( Each step I take is pain

Singapore won Thailand!!!!!!!!!! When the referee give penalty that time , I see the Thai players like want to whack the referee 0.0 I did not watch the whole match though but I caught a glimpse of it when I reached home so ya




wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Ouch I said yesterday , it will be the last one im going for and no more after this I swear!!!!!

Ytd was a long day outside

Played Lan as usual in the afternoon , got some things done and met Yat for dinner at Adam Road

The seafood was great!! very satisfactory after missing out on stingray meat for such a long time and we went to Island Creamery at Serene centre. **** man I should have went there to ask for job vacancy from the start , the pay is not bad somemore got good sight seeing place

Xing what only bio bio bio hahahahhahaha!!

Met Darren at Bukit Timah Plaza again for Lan , wahhhh lan lan lan always lan

Than 11.30 I ran to the bus stop so I would'nt miss my last bus even though I can take any bus home --

Qi Tian Da Sheng has a damn cool game now , the celebrities stuff tissue in their nose than try to shoot as far as they can and they measure the distance using a long jump mat wtf??!! I was laughing non stop when they played that game hahahhaah cool sia

Creative yet weird I say

later

I wanna get the Bullet For My Valentine Live in Brixton today!!! Their band name alone had an impact on me , so I just tested one song and I bought their album immediately to show support and their live is sure bound to be fantastic

Ok sell winning eleven 9 than head down to heeren to get the the dvd!!!

Glen if you are online I gotta show you something hahahah!!! sure laugh one

Ben Ng can you please get a tagboard??? hahaha it would be much more convenient that way


I gotta go collect my specs

ciao