Friday, March 31, 2006

Friday!! Gay Day!!!

I confessed to Valerie today.. WEE!!
Hoon( not his real name)
Last dinosaur surviving on Planet Earth
Are you having Depression?? Call 1800-000-111
KOKOTIN with angry expression

Today the day pass quite fast la dunno why also maybe happy today :D... during mr chong lesson he tell alot of interesting story than everybody like want to kun but what he saying
is real la.... Other countries will overtake Singapore in a few years time..

THan today at least sweat one swimming pool man... non stop play soccer and round around... tired siang than play soccer with some sec 2 losers... Got one guy wear alexendra shirt look like haggard dog... Yes his face looks like a haggard dog.

Than went for red cross for awhile take attendence than zhao home liao..

Teachers do leave a tag if you read this blog and dont come to school and find fault with me :D

Video of the day:Gazette( Shadow )

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Holt shit just look at Pin Han

Character of the Month: Pin Han
Statistics: Cool guy overall but like to kao pei at me when Mitcher disturb him
Verdict: Get owned by me, get excecuted by Flying underwear

Video of the day: Pin Han got owned

Monday, March 27, 2006

Gay Monday

Princess Charming kiss me Yesterday
Joe the act cool slut
Gak soon and his high five act
The infamous Lee Zhan Yi


Shit i still cant forget abt the previous post. Its too gay to be forgot. i just went to rock lee's blog and OMFG she types like a fucking twit. Screw the twits but buto like rock lee so i cant comment much. wah lao than today siruste got new weapon in class, her blunt weapon change to medusa snake than i see faris keep beo his kaka so i interview him

Ian: Faris what you think of your kaka today
Faris: Wah i think she like angel, everyday get chioer and chioer
Ian: -.-" i see now instead of whacking mosquitoes and can eat mouse somemore
Faris: Ya la i agree with you.. Thats why you can see im mosquitoes and mice free!!
Ian: OK..... *Puke on Faris pants*

Than today also siok cause dont have the wet blanket in class: Gan ni na.. 2 free periods!!! I just sit in class talk cock with ppl.. Assembly got 2 old bird(Lau jiau) play guitar but not bad la can play at sing at the same time i think the last piece the guy play damn style.. very fast and like latin like that..

Video of the day: The Click Five( just the girl)



She's cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin'
She pushed me in the pool
At our last school reunion
She laughs at my dreams
But I dream about her laughter
Strange as it seems
She's the one I'm after

[Chorus:]
Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep comin' back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' for

This is for you :D

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Post of the Century!!!!!!!!





Tip for dumbass:Click on pics to enlarge


1st pic: Dont you use pythagoras therom to find X??? Holy shit smart ass!!! HAHAHA!!!
2nd pic: What can i say.. Mrs dass will quit teaching after looking at this
3rd pic: Same as 2nd
4th pic: Roll on the floor and die laughing!!

Have fun!!!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

For Yesterday:Blogger was being bitchy

Hoon( not his real name)
Wah lao valerie igonore me!

Today pe dunno what happen sia..Yellow hse ppl like no energy like that basket next time i dont want pia the 4 rounds already after that no mood to run for the ball but at least still win lee zhain yi :).. Fuck and i almost whack gak soon today he elbowed me and kick the ball right into my face.. Tah bolah la ben tan..

Well as expected weiliang went to 4c for waileong today but no shit happened. One whack cock than the other one whack back only.."Yawn" Than after that mother tongue.

Knn Xu su teach today for 3 periods so bloody boring sia.."Yawn" x 2.. Sit in her lesson sing song talk cock to bun and fight verbally with nicholas ong.. Than hoihin dunno why out of the blue hoon(moon) call me fishcake -.-

Bio lesson after that.. "Yawn" x 3.. Ms tan caught me before i fell into a deep sleep.. sian 0.5.. Almost the whole class kun la except gak soon keep smsing non stop.. i thought his father out of job still keep smsing.. We also keep discussing whether to stay to see if got ms chua remedial cause she pissed at us dunno for what reason also.. Bloody waste of time waiting behind

Video of the day: Alice in wonderflim( Shunkatshuutou )

Monday, March 20, 2006

Dumb Day

Monday is the worst day of the week. Bloody hell i keep yawning in class difficult to concentrate especially during english. Dass talk like jigglypuff do her special move:Sing... Need potion to awake yourself..

Than CME also boring la , basket last time mr tay lesson so slack in mr kong class like military like that... Lucky got go computer lab. go there "do project" see political leader kill himself Go www.youtube.com and type bud wyser suicide.. Damn disgusting man he stick a gun into his mouth and pull the trigger than he drop onto the floor dead the blood gush out from his mouth like tap sia... Sibei hiong

Assembly was the worst.. i actually got saboed by swee lin.. i thought i could play the drum kit.... but i ended playing some some bass drum using some fucked up stick.... Can your day get any worst?? so pai seh somemore sia... i let down 20 generations of my ancestor i wonder if they will forgive me....


Video of the day:Wherever i may roam (Metallica)

Monday, March 13, 2006

ZOO!!!







Viewer Discretion is advised: That is a baboon dick

That day sunday nth to do than my parents call me follow them to the zoo...Since stay at home so bored might as well tag along go take gae siao pic..this is what i ended up with. Go there see animal show orang utan climb here clime there, sea lion do trick than clap hand. other than that the rest very boring. oly walk,sweat and smell animal shit

the most interesting is the baboon enclosure already la lol... i just found out an interesting fact. when female baboon butt becomes red and swollen like means they fertile already hahah. than the male baboon so horny basket keep running after the female with big butt

go to zoo spend alot of money sia. they like to rip ppl off one bottle of mineral water 2 bucks leh basket than soft drinks $2.90. meant to rip tourists off. than i go souvenier shop see see. knn one keychain $10. i really wonder who will buy

Morale of the story: Dont buy things at the zoo, only take pictures!

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Typical Thursday

Thursday is always looked forward to cause got PE!!!! means i can play soccer. Basket today Sandy Ng give me one letter tell my parents to sign. Knn say i attend red cross one out of 7 times which is 14%(not including the ones that i tick and zhao)

Than after boring english and maths comes PE!!! today run 4 rounds. lucky i nvr lose to lee zan yi or not no face man. after running than go play soccer.today rahman nvr come like not so fun as before siang. i think today jason man of the match. ram the ball so hard and score. as high is PSQ man

I think other than that the rest of the day dam boring besides the kevin see incident. worse than girl scared until like. complain to so many teachers lol but see him like quite poor thing


Video of the day:Metallica:Enter Sandman

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Today is a happy day!!!!

DIE SLUTS,WHORES AND BITCHES

BURN IN MOTHERFUCKING HELL@!@#!@%!^%*^$%#*


Video of the day:Gazette( Ray)

Monday, March 06, 2006

Video of the day: Bullet For My Valentine

EnJOY!!!




Video of the day:Bullet For My Valentine

Enjoy!!!!

Hey bitches

This will not be considered as a post but its just an entry to stop the blog from rotting.....

Today is a happy day cause i made a call!!!!!