Tuesday, March 27, 2007


Today's session was abit screwed but the fun part was Scotty Does'nt Know. Anyhow hammer also can hahahaha.

Ever seen Clement with his techno drum beats or double bass pedal??? You should see him live in action. Bloody bargirl. Somemore remind me of the past.


Darren was talking about his fingers being numb. Clement started laughing and said numb kok.


NKF= Numb KOK Foundation.

Ok not funny now.

A dumb name Mitcher used to include in his joke books. Top few cock talkers from MOGS. CAnt blame us for lame shit.

While walking to the YMCA bus stop with Clement. He continued on with his cock talking. Talk about upper class people and all the bullshit that was already inside his brain. I wonder why Clement can talk so much crap.

Clement you bloody bargirl you better start learning stacy's mom. Next session must complete. Cause today somebody sick so you can have excuse.

Ok I am going to rewrite the lyrics for Stacy's mom.

Monday, March 26, 2007

My father forced me into going for this car audio seminar , at first I thought it was going to be dumb and boring but unexpectedly it was still rather okAs soon as I walked into the seminar room at Raffles Town Club. I saw this cool amplifier
Raffles Town Club sure did a great job on preparing for the seminar. Anyway I left the notepad untouched , I write also write nuts. I know nothing about car audio. The only thing I did was drink water , listened to the Italian guy , promoting his car audio product , and kope-d the cap on the right hahahha.

Sinfoni™ , the brand name of the car audio company , supposedly hand make all their products , although not all withiin the factories but its within italy so cost price would not be cheap. Than that italian guy , oh ya his name is Salvatore , same name with the big boss in GTA liberty city hahah. He started flashing some cars purely built from Sinfoni™ amplifiers. So coool la. But I think the neon lights around the amplifier made them cooler.

Alfa Romeo , Audi TT , Porsche, Ferrari. Sinfoni™ even had a amplifier to fit the ferrari which has very little space at the trunk.

When he started talking about assembly parts , it started to get boring , cause I dont know shit.

LAST INTERESTING PART OF THE SEMINAR. There were a few people various car audio magazines. There is this old guy but talks like he is young but anyway it seem all very natural and I find it cool. Another was a pretty lady!! I guess her age 20+?? She does car audio magazines??!! HOLY. I want to start praying also


Tomorrow finally we jamming again , but like damn early in the morning?? 8am meet at bugis, its early but got kick if it gets loud in the morning. RAWRR

CLement the mainman of the song
Darren vocals better than the fray.

equals

ownage of the fray

ps. Although they wrote the song


Did they??

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I need to go kinokuniya to get the ruberry thingy for my laptop. I think its one of the cooolest casings. and study jap tomorrow also!!!

Sighhhh jap..... I wonder if I can hang on


Lastly. The CCA fiesta is like 16 april?? I got less than a month. I better start preparing for Dragon Boat tryouts.

DRAGON BOAT!!!! RAWRRR

Saturday, March 24, 2007

What a wasted trip today........ HUNTING MISSION FAILED.

I'll say what happened tomorrow.


WHAT A DISAPPOINTING DAY

Friday, March 23, 2007

Today , last minute homework at Far East Burger King for the later on jap lesson. Even so I nvr complete , I thought no need to do all. hahhaha.

I thought my classmates were all dumb looking. Until I saw the guy with the tatoo today , that is so cool la!!! I was talking to him abt it and he got it for $900?? Suddenly had urge to get a tatoo done. But the healing process really takes some time. That guy said he got it a few weeks ago and the skin is still peeling. EEEEE

Moving on the the language
Its not easy to understand at all , today I caught no ball or understood very little. The teacher was talking abt the 6 different forms. I thought further and further and realised this was like just the tip of the iceberg. Must continue to pesevere so I can be able to converse properly by september. YAY MY NEXT JAP TRIP :D

がんばって. GANBATTE

Tomorrow's soccer?? Batok or Sentosa. Both have very good pull factors , but sentosa's factors seems to be better , depending on condition. *clears throat* see how. I'll go talk and decide

おひゃすにまさい: Ohyasunimasai

GOOD NIGHT!!


ps. Ben Ng correct me if I typed the hiragana or romanji wrongly. hahah i am still not too sure
. I think need Ben Ng's help on the jap language. Hes freaking good at it , unlike lee junxian , might as well dont learn at all. I ask him how to read a hiragana word just now , bloody hell , 4 months of learning go to waste.

ね : ne

I also need go to Daimaru next week to get the rubbery cushion thingy to store the laptop. YAY.

Monday, March 19, 2007

YEAH YEAH

ITS NOT FAIR!! but anyway


Some interesting story to cheer everybody up


A Jamaican man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes
a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman Said. "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" The Jamaican says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw
three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Jamaican.



"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Jamaican stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that
he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "here you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this
Jamaican, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but
represent the number 100."

The Jamaican stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "here you
go. One hundred."



The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"


The Jamaican leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree
and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got
dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,
which makes one hundred."



"So, when I start?

The coldest joke you can ever find. Is it really considered as a joke??



The History of Mee Pok
Chapter One
One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao(bun).They had a fight but bao was too
clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him. Meat bao went to
find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him. Along the
way, they saw maggi mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up
and maggi mee beri puzzled why he kena beaten up. He said, "Why u all beat
me? What have I done to deserve this?" The meat bao said, "Noodle! Dun think
u perm your hair then cannot recognise u!"

Chapter Two
Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to
find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they
met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his
brothers, "Bra-der! Whack him!" Maggi mee! whack small bao harder &harder.
After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small
bao so much and beat him up so badly. Maggi mee said. "At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."

Chapter Three
The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found
the bao family to whack Maggi mee. Then they found ying shi juan (noodles
covered with bun). They brought him back as hostage and were about to put
him on the stove to force him to talk when the bao head said, "That's not
noodles!
That's our undercover!"

Chapter Four
The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights
whenever they see each other. One day, the noodles family was having a walk
when they saw char siew bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them
attacked him. The noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard ha! rd! Don't give
chance just because he's vomiting blood!"

Chapter Five
Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the baoheadquarters to look
for help. All the bao family was activated and together with red bean bao,
green bean bun etc. they went to seek revenge. All the passerbys siam them
as they look like they will kill. They saw french fries jalan jalan along,
shopping. The bao family attacked him. The bao head shouted, "Noodle people
still wear gold go shopping! Whack him!!!"

Chapter Six
Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap noodle, the one who started up the
whole show, and brought him back to the baoheadquarter. All the baos took
turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos - dua bah bao took a final
roll over noodle before they dump him. When the poor noodle finally went
home, none of the family member could recognise him bcoz he is totally
disfigured - flatten. In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he
appears as a new member named Mee Pok.

THE END!

Credits: Frederick


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I think Nightmare is a really really cool band. I think that their rhythm guitar is fecking coool la. ITS NOT FAIRRR LA.

I just realised Nightmare sang the opening song for the deathnote anime. Cause sheng nian sent me this song called the world. It sounds pretty ok but I prefer rememberance by Nightmare


ARGHH. The Nightmare and Ai Otsuka craze....

Sunday, March 18, 2007

SIGHH. So many people starting school tomorrow.


YESTERDAY , I decided ITS NOT FAIR AGAIN??

This world is so not real.


I think I'd be better off listening to my metal tracklist


HELL YEAH METALLICA AND MEGADEATH

Tiring day.....


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Ytd soccer was fun!! Holy shit , coordination with glen was great , it was easy to read his pass and get to the ball so I scored alot wahhahahah!! I dont know why so many ppl vote I wont score , eccentric readers you people are hahaha

My name in KATA KANA

After that , went to attend jap class with nian after that , at first I really caught no ball , I could'nt understand a shit the teacher was saying and I was kinda tired as well . But as the lesson progessed , I understood abit a little here and there. I am going to start revising on my first lesson tomorrow. MOTIVATED SIAL!!


I can introduce myself in Jap. Its bloody cool to converse in Jap , I really wish to do that someday, most prob in September :D


D , I saw the video you pasted on the blog.

That guy is not me , why would I be a freakin director of two monkeys fighting?? hahahaha

I am a nice guy , I would tell them to stop fighting if I saw that :)


Today went to Batok to play soccer with Xing and his friends , SHIT I suck so bad , the playing styles totally different, I think I want to try and learn how to play body people already , cannot give chance hahahha. I had quite a few opportunities but I did'nt grab hold of them well sighhh

I think funniest guy on the court is Lee Cher Chuan , a senior at Ngee Ann , he plays soccer with a sense of humour hahaha , I cant help but laugh. and he loves to lie alot 0.o

Ate at the dont-know-what coffeeshop after that , being not anti social , the best topic to bring up was Undertaker versus The Rock hahahaha. It was fun talking to them

Next saturday I think I'll go Batok to play again and I hope this time the performance wont be so dissapointing

Friday, March 16, 2007

YAY!~! I finally got it. Not Cheap sia but have the Lismo version of the pv , something that cant be found on MTV. How cool is that??

People entering Ngee Ann poly need not be so worried about the rules. A senior has just re-assured me last night that the rules were exactly the same as before during his year but I guess nobody really cares about them. I thought all along we can do whatever we want in poly but it just seems everybody is ignoring the rules.

The cartoon drawing is just bullshit hahhaha. The picture is really f***king hilarious. I got shocked when I saw the rules at first especially the one about fining students =O but who gives a shit. I am still going to re-dye my hair in April again. TIME TO TRY ANOTHER COLOUR :D

I think i will get sick dying hair soon and convert back to black sooon. sighhh

Later got soccer , dont know why I feel so pumped up for it.

and tomorrow's soccer as well with my cousin's friends at batok court :D


Will Ian perform as usual , going on scoring spree??
Select an option:

YES!! HE PLAYS LIKE A HERO!
Nah I dont think he'll score
maybe.....


Results

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

I dont know why I am feeling so pissed.



but



I am just not happy.


People who know me well will know why :D

Leaving unhappy things aside first

Today was Raymond's birthday Dinner?? Our group got him headphones and it was kinda fun sitting down and chatting esp with Ryan whom I haven talked to in a really really long time. He imitated Sergeant Dominic from our school , the pattern damn funny la hahahaha

Tuan Jiaw was gay as usual , talking abt his daily activities hahahahaha

Thursday, March 08, 2007


I was too engrossed while playing monster hunter. We fought KEZU today at Pioneer JC. Suprisingly we cleared that mission. But I sharpened my twin blades more than 7 times? Well I think it was worth it. At least in that mission I did'nt die. HUH GLEN?
HUNTING TIME
Today was a damn tiring day. I woke up at 5.45am. Its something I haven done in a very long time. Cause nowadays thats the time I usually get to sleep. Anyway Weiliang and D took a cab down to my house than we took bus 67 from there to get to Teck Whye. The name itself has aura 0.0

Than we hid in toilet and play monster hunter. Hiding in the cubical was a very bad experience , not to mention with 2 other ppl. Furthermore I was squatting and there was like no blood to my brain , everytime I stood up to stretch , I would feel dizzy and giddy. I was suffering.

Then we were picked up and went over to sit down properly. Arghh finally. The cafe the ice-lemon tea sedap sial. Sit over there nearly the whole day to play monster hunter and do some sight-seeing.

Tour Group Leader = KT

After that we headed to Orchard for lunch. The others went to glen's house for some more monster hunter action I guess while I went home. I am really tired now. I would'nt want to wake up at 5.45 again
Another new album????? I am so tempted to get the Limited Edition One
SIGHHH. My financial status is really really bad now

Wednesday, March 07, 2007


WAHAHA. I tio my first choice. I expected it cause this course was'nt really in demand but my father thinks its a market with opportunities and at least a little bit of prospect so I choosed it but the modules sound really boring 0.0

MONSTER HUNTER 2. I THINK ITS THE BEST GAME EVER. I AM GOING TO LEAVE AS SOON MY GRANDMA COMES BACK FROM THE MARKET

D , WL , CURLY SHIT and maybe ROBERT

ITS HUNTING TIME BITCHES

Sunday, March 04, 2007

First time I had to see the doctor since the O levels ended. Being sick sucks. Stomach ache and headache :(

The worst team on earth is Watford!! They lost the 2 goal lead so easily??? WHAT THE HECK MAN!! I WAS SO BLOODY CLOSE TO GETTING $13 from Singapore Pools la!!! -.-

I have to depend on the blackburn and bolton match now. PLease let the match consist only of 2 goals.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Its my grandma's birthday today so my father went to Alexandra Village to get 100 crystal balls?? I cant type in chinese. I need to learn from Ben Ng
I just like this scene :)
*May I win all* MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I watched the whole match faithfully. I was punctual at the tv, the time was 8.39. Advertisments were still being broadcasted. All the typical bullshit you see. Liverpool was attacking the whole F***ing time , Liverpool had 11 corners when Man Utd got their first corner. Risse almost scored in the first half. Crouch almost broke the deadlock in the 2nd. Man Utd deserved shit tonight , they deserve nothing at all today , it was a bloody fluke towards the end , scholes was a loser to elbow xavi.

Ronald another idiot , tell kuyt to shh with his puny finger on his thick and flabby lips. Vidic another bargirl , jump over bellamy but acted like bellamy pushed him. Sir Alex must have hired hollywood actor coaches! Which explains the perfect diving Man Utd players always manage to execute.

Another thing which pissed me off. Losers on batsu creating hate threads. What the fuck these people trying to do? What point they trying to prove. Since Singapore is a multi-racial country I wont try to pinpoint any race, either it will do me good. But I think I know which fucking bastard is resonsible for all that shit

That person deserves to get raped just like Christiano Ronaldo.

Man U fans!! HATE ME!!

Friday, March 02, 2007

What a sucky day

Rain finally stopped today morning , if im not wrong. Its good to see the sun again especially when everyone really hopes to play soccer. Today's soccer sucked for me. I had very little opportunities and little goals as well. Sighhh

So off we went to the market for lunch. My teeth hurts very badly , cause the dentist put two rubber bands. My teeth feel very weak and sensitive sia , I bite straw also pain. Put the rubber band that time anyhow cha here and there. knn make my gum bruise also. My whole life consists of pain la.

So all went to far east plaza after that. Darren was hopeful of getting his psp. He really unlucky today. Wanted the white colour psp , it was out of stock. Than walked ard before deciding on the remaining pink colour psp which was in stock , but as soon as we left the pink one was gone off the shelf too! Than all wanted to eat a snack so headed to esteler 77. Indon food , same species with glen. Darren could'nt find his wallet , he lost it -.-

Really unlucky sial. So close to getting a psp man!! Looks like he is not destined with PSP. Monday when we go Far East, I think better chain up his wallet ard it so he can get his psp.

Had the I-am-going-to-die feeling after lunch. It lasted all the way till I reached home. Headaches and backaches started to act. I felt very sian la like that.

Ben Ng passed me the $85 dollars for the limited editon Ueto Aya latest single. I wondered if its worth the money?? BTW BEN NG I FORGOT TO TAKE THE SHIKOMITA SUNDAYS FROM YOU!!

I got nothing to watch over the weekends :(